A sober dedication to my beautiful unwife Brandon Baker
Party with Brandon you say. Why not party with Brandon and Andy. =D Sure our combined forces may be a little to much to handle at first, but then you will see that we really are people, just like you. Only we're awesome. By we I mean you and me of course.... right....
If ever you feel out of control or a little crazy you can always count on us to be so far out of control that we'll never know. But you are more than welcome to join us in our extremely positive outlook on life. Everything happens for a reason. Even if you don't like something that's happened in your life, later you will appreciate and realize the lesson you learned, or even taught. I would like to thank the man I call my husband today for teaching me so much about life and for always being there for me. No one in my life is as wonderful as he is, and it's hard to really show how much I love and appreciate him. Words are a start.
Stay beautiful my darling, and I hope we are not together but married for many many many beautiful experiences to come.
Love, Andy.
Disclaimer: This statement was not made under the influence of ecstasy or any other substance including alcohol. Brandon Baker is a legal drug (in a California, Nevada, and Louisiana) and is prescribed only to those most in need of his incredible effects. Please handle with caution. May cause premature wrinkling due to excessive smiling.
