Here a few things to think about.

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Happy Valentines Day!

I arrived at work this morning to find a cupcake sitting on my desk. I think it is from a secret admirer whose initials are HR.
I will be joining Lex Sabre tonight for dinner. I think I was supposed to make reservations, and haven't done so yet, so now we will probably end up having a picnic in the backyard at my house or something. Hopefully he doesn't need to use the crutches anymore. That was some fight he got into in Miami.

Then I will be heading to a movie with my baby's beautiful Mama, Angel (Fuckin') Benton. Actually I may do the movie first. I haven't quite figured it out.

On a side note, my phone is great and it gets the job done. But if you are looking for a good camera phone I do not recommend the Treo. The words on the heart on my cupcake are all fuzzy.

New Orleans!

This is a photo of the pendant I wear around my neck pretty much all of the time. A lot of people say it reminds them of New Orleans. That's fine with me because when I think of New Orleans, I can think of plenty of great memories and sexy scandals = )

Hot naked guys and more intoxicants than most people can handle. I say most people ; ) Next week is going to be wonderful. I am going to Mardi Gras with Angel and Brandon. I really do like New Orleans and I always have a blast there. Last year was out of control...a bit to much. Hopefully this year everything goes smoothly.

A tornado just ripped through New Orleans actually. It'd be nice if nothing crazy like that happens while we are there huh? If it happens at the right time, Brandon and I might not even notice =P.



I am super excited to be in another city with Angel. If he goes missing I'll go searching for him at Harrah's. I think we're all going to have a FANTASTIC TIME!





Last year we saw Anderson Cooper walking around with his video crew. Some of us were betting that we would see him the gay bars later. That'd be nice. He's a hottie


I have become a blogging fool!

I love the rain!

Los Angeles is bizzare sometimes. I was walking through my office and I was sheilding my eyes because the sun was blaring in from the east tower. And then I noticed that the windows were all wet and it was raining outside. Pajamas, a cute boy that doesn't talk to much =P (jk), and a glass of wine go together beautifully with the rain. Maybe it'll rain tomorrow on Valentines day! Here is a photo of a rainbow "landing" right in West Hollywood. Imagine that. I think the bright light to the left might be the sun relfecting off of Angel Benton's beautiful golden hair.

A pebble in my shoe

Have you ever had a pebble in your shoe? It is very annoying and uncomfortable. No matter what you can't get the freakin pebble out. There is absolutely no use for the pebble, and you wonder what stupid thing you did to let the pebble into your shoe in the first place.

The "Anonymous" person that posted this gem of a comment below is a pebble. Get the hell out. You are not welcome here. You have no business here. You forfeited all of your privileges to my life when you choose your careless words and selfish actions. You cannot speak to me of how important friends are since the friends that you once had are now only mine, not yours. You cannot speak to me of who loves me, since you have no concept of love. You cannot involve yourself in my life anymore. Get the fuck out.

Of course I do not hate the pebble. You cannot hate something that you never loved. You cannot hate something that you do not know. I merely wish to be free.

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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "So I'm Back":

If your friends really cared about you they wouldn't support you being a whore. You should know you are more valuable that 250$/hr.

You should turn to your real family. The ones that want the most for you. They are the ones that really love you. Not your so called friends that are letting you ruin your life

Scorpio

The sun sign Scorpio is one of the most powerful astrological signs in the zodiac. Dynamic and forceful, they make excelent leaders. One the list of famous Scorpio people on the left you will find several leaders. This is what they do best, lead. They are very determined and forceful, and do not accept failure as an option. It is not a good idea to get on Scorpio's bad side!

Only one thing hurt's scorpio, and that is their tendency to be emotional. However, being extremely intuitive, it helps them deal with this, and even gives them a physic edge in some situation. They live hard and love hard, and give their hearts fully and unconditionally. Woe be the one to break Scorpio's heart! There will be a price, the sting of this scorpion can be deadly!

Powerful, passionate, exciting and magnetic, these people also make some of the best sales and marketing gurus when they decide to enter this field. They also do well as stock brokers and finacial advisers because they are not afraid to question anything, and look outside the box and think creatively.

Scorpio does have a problem with jealousy sometimes, and they really do have to work on it. Most of them will require proof before actually accusing, but some will go with their instinct. Since they are so intuitive, sometimes they "know" without proof, so if you are with a Scorpio, stay true or get out, because your secret (if you have one) will not stay secret for long.



Best Match For Scorpio Is Capricorn
These two can not only understand one another extremely well, but can actually match sensitivities and emotions, almost (if not actually) on a psychic level. A very long lasting relationship, these two seldom ever break up.

Worst Match For Scorpio is Aries
The somewhat possessive Scorpio will never go for the love them and leave them attitude that Aries sometimes seems to exhibit. It's not that Aries are immoral, it is just that they give this impression too often to get along for great periods with the Scorpio. Also, the "depth" of Scorpio is somewhat foreign to Aries.

http://www.astrology-insight.com/scorpio.htm

I think my roommate hired a houseboy

So I came home from work today and there were two hot boys in my kitchen with my male roommate and one of my female roommates. Keith, my roommate, introduced me to Eric, the taller of the two hott boys. Keith then explained that Eric would be helping him around the house for a while. Well a few hours later I went into the kithen and there was hottie Eric, in only a pair of shorts. YUMMY! So he's helping my roommate? Get ice cream? and half naked?! I would also like some help! =)

So I'm Back

Okay guys. I know I pretty much disappeared off the face of the planet for a while and I haven't posted in forever, but I'm back now and doing great. I was in a crazy relationship for a while. I don't want to say that I wasted anytime because in the end it seems that everything happens for a reason, now matter how fucked up it may seem. I must give thanks that that is over now.

I am definitely in a good place right now. It's nice to be with old friends again. The ones that I know are truly there for me and care about me. I felt very separated from them for most of last year, mostly because I had different things going on in my life. My friends are my family and while they probably wouldnt' call me if they needed anything, they should know that they can. The quality of the people in my life is more important than the quantity of people, and I must say; I know some beautiful people.

I hope that this year is wonderful. I am looking forward to spending more time, and traveling with those closest to me. I want to meet new and wonderful people. Some people criticize me for escorting or for doing pornographic films. I enjoy what I do. I have seen more of the world and experienced so much, all while doing something that I enjoy. Some just walk through life. I feel like I am actually living life and I am proud of that.