Now I am

at the library. The guy sitting across from me must really have a comic strip inside his book, or maybe it isn't a book at all and it's a dvd player in disguise. He is cracking up. I mean his body is jerking and he cannot keep a straight face.

a woman just TRIED to come into the library. I guess she failed to READ the sign on one set of doors saying Do Not Enter. Then she went to the main door and pulled even though it cleary says PUSH. I would think she couldn't read.......

before I came here, I was at a park. These kids from a day camp ran by and I was lost in the crowd. They shouldn't be taller than me.

There was a gay male couple there with kids. How cute.

I want to go see Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory. And there's no pun intented anywhere. I really want to go. Maybe I will settle for Mrs. Fields.

Andy Kirra

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AIDS: I have found a solution.

Let's test everyone in the world on the same day. Then make sure no one has sex with anyone for at least two months. Then we publicly release the results or give everyone a card or something with their status on it and bam! far fetched yes. Someone call Oprah and Angelina Jolie and get this plan started!

Andy Kirra

yes, I probably do have to much time on my hands. It is for sale though ; )

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My day so far...

I packed everything up, put it in Dannys car and sent him off to work. Then I checked out at noon and took a nice long walk to the Beverly center. I love to watch people. It keeps me thinking I guess.

Would you go for the obviously gay, but not as cute guy on your left. Or the really hot straight looking one who seems to be looking on your right?

There is a super duper hott dad walking around here with his kid. No female to be found. I think he's cruising believe it or not. He is like Brad Pitt only yummier.

There is another pair. This father and son are practically wearing the same outfit: baggy blue jeans, long sleeve white shirts, designer sunglasses. Their shoes are the same colors but inverted. The daughter looks out of place but just as spoiled.

I wonder if all the solo boys I see are waiting for the girls to finish shopping.

A lot of people sitting together have food from different places. And it's crazy of course because of Christmas. Two different groups of kids raced and beat me to two different tables. I once was young to. Lol.

Damn! That guy is hott!

How come I only rarely just happen upon someone I know, but never out of the WeHo? Don't gay people shop to? And by WeHo I mean Santa Monica Blvd.

Whoa! Put the hat back on! Ahhh!
*whew* don't ever do that again.

How many people that buy Versace, can spell Versace? Shit, did I spell it wrong?

These are just my random thoughts for now.

Andy Kirra

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Crack heads

So today I did not wake up to the sounds of birds chirping. Instead I woke to one of Brandons favorite sounds. BREAKING GLASS!!! followed by yelling. Mind you it is 8 AM. I do not like to be woken up early. In fact Brandon won't wake me up. Ha. So the apparent crackheads outside are yelling back and forth about a blanket and a wallet. Hmmm sounds familiar. Blah.
Just now, about 20 seconds ago a man stopped by my room and told me that his friend across the way had made something for me. He handed me a breakfast plate. While I am flattered, and hungry, I am more skeptical after my lovely experience here. Interesting though. I will leave it on the table I think. Sad, but better safe than sorry.
I'd like to go to Mexico. How's that for random.

Andy Kirra

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It's a bit nerve wrecking

I am waiting in the car, impatiently. It's his first escorting appointment ever. I may be more nervous than him, although he did ask me to come along and wait here just in case. I think this is a good idea that should be employed as much as possible no matter how long someone has been escorting. I myself recently had a pretty traumatic experience with a couple that hired me and was lucky enough to have two friends almost immediatedly at my side. It is scary. You never know who you can trust or what will happen.
And I feel that I would be responsible if anything happened because I set up his ad and got him on the site. Of course, when he comes back happy with some cash, I'd like to feel a lil responsible for that to. I'll take my standard 45% please. : P.
This hotel makes me nervous to. It's a Super 8 motor inn like one that you'd see on Forensic Files or in that movie Identity. There are no inner corridors with hallways. Kinda....seedy.
I think my first client was at the La Montrose suites.
Casinos are great because there are cameras EVERYWHERE. That could also be a bad thing though. I guess I could say that I am a professional gambler. We all take risks in life right?

I haven't seen Brandon in FOREVER. It is his birthday today and unfortunately I cannot be with him. I'll be heading to my familys house today and will be staying through Christmas. My lil sister is EXTREMELY excited to spend time with me. We're going to see Harry Potter I think. It will be good to spend some full solid time with my family. I have been away so much this year. I remember back in high school when my band director told us all that right now our friends are the most important thing to us, but right around 21 or 22 you start to come back around to your family. Well, I'm not quite all the way around yet, but I know they are important. 3 sisters. 2 brothers. 1 niece. 7 nephews. And my beautiful parents.

he is back now. YAHOO!
he seems happy and ok.
I will update with more details later.

Andy Kirra

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(he's in a different time zone so it is now after midnight)


YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!

Karma, she's coming. I hope Santa is next.

Karma. I capitalize that because I like to pretend it's a real person. It comforts me, as long as she's my friend. A funny thing. I wonder what I did this time. I woke up to find my door open, my cell phone, my friends cell phone and $200.00 ALL MISSING. Beautiful. I am not sure which upsets me more though. The $200.00? The $600.00 phone? Or the fact that someone had come into my assumed to be safe place while I was sleeping. Well, I say Karma will take care of whoever decided to invade my safe place, but I wonder what I did for Karma to come after me. Some people are nothing but good and angelic, but they still get screwed over. I am far from just good, but I can't remember the last time I was mean or did something so fucked up to deserve this. Damn't! I've had my car stolen this year as well. I guess I just have to be grateful that the idiot didn't take my laptop which was right next to my cash and phone. Whatever.
Just be nice. Don't screw anyone over. Tip a tiny bit more than you should, even if the service you got wasn't really service at all. It's ok. Be comforted that Karma can be your friend but know that she can quickly be a really big bitch, but that perhaps it's for your own good.

I hope I don't have coal in my stocking this year.

Me and Karma are going out to dinner now. We have some things to discuss.

A Fit of Rage

I have edited a comment out of my blog. If you want to call me a slut do it to my face. If you are not comfortable with my life then don't associate yourself with it.

If you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the hell up and go away.


To the rest of you, I wish you a wonderful and beautiful day. And I hope that you all have someone to cuddle with for the holidays.


xoxo-

Andy

Fwd:

a message from brandon

I just pissed in a Gatorade bottle while I was driving.
Brandon Baker
504-319-6487
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Better to Know-Definitely

About half an hour ago I got my rapid HIV test results back.

Negative!!!!






Yahoo!