Karma. I capitalize that because I like to pretend it's a real person. It comforts me, as long as she's my friend. A funny thing. I wonder what I did this time. I woke up to find my door open, my cell phone, my friends cell phone and $200.00 ALL MISSING. Beautiful. I am not sure which upsets me more though. The $200.00? The $600.00 phone? Or the fact that someone had come into my assumed to be safe place while I was sleeping. Well, I say Karma will take care of whoever decided to invade my safe place, but I wonder what I did for Karma to come after me. Some people are nothing but good and angelic, but they still get screwed over. I am far from just good, but I can't remember the last time I was mean or did something so fucked up to deserve this. Damn't! I've had my car stolen this year as well. I guess I just have to be grateful that the idiot didn't take my laptop which was right next to my cash and phone. Whatever.
Just be nice. Don't screw anyone over. Tip a tiny bit more than you should, even if the service you got wasn't really service at all. It's ok. Be comforted that Karma can be your friend but know that she can quickly be a really big bitch, but that perhaps it's for your own good.
I hope I don't have coal in my stocking this year.
Me and Karma are going out to dinner now. We have some things to discuss.
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